Odd. I wasn't high on acid.

So I'm thinking about rewriting the first part to make it seem like a typical five-man band
 With
 Nymphadora as the hero
 Tasia as the lancer
 Antonella as the smart guy
 Astrid as the big guy
 And Aneirin as the chick'
 But then have Tal go 'NOPE! DERP DEE DO! You, mister elfeminate, are the hero."
 And Aneirins like "NO FUCKING SHIT?" /sincerity
 Tal: "Nope, I was lying." /sarcasm
 And then Jaromir's like "Bitch, you're the hero.
 Female character, EVEN THE LESBIANS:"HOLY SHIT YOU'RE THAT UNDEAD TSAR DUDE. YOU'RE HOT AND POLITICAL!!!!"
 And Jaromir is like: "Plus I'm bisexual." and they have explosive necrophiliac orgasms
And Aneirin's like: "Whatevar. Emo time."


 And then they ride to Athens and Aneirn founds out that the racist angel possessed his gay black half brother
 and he's like "I KNEEWWW EEET!"
 And then Dei does a sexy dance and joins the party
 And Aneirin is like "GOd I wanna thrust my stake in you."
 And then they walk across Russia.
 And Nymphadora sends letters to her big lesbian crush/boss
 And then they meet Astrid's creepy evil uncle
 And he's a docuhe
 Which is like a douche but worse
 Shit I forgot Akakios
 Before they travel across Russia they go to Reyham's bottom and he's like "Whatever."
 And they're like "Please"
 And he's like "FUCKING YEAH!"
 And then they travel across Russia
 Blah blah blah
 And Nymphadora and Aneirin don't have sex but spank each other.
 And then they meet Baal Alaric mind raping Reyham
 And Astrid iss like" "ICH BIN DEUTSCH!!! I HAVE ZHEES BOOUHK AND IT VHILL EXORCISE YOU'RE GAY BLACK HALF BROTHER.:
 And Anerin's like: "Well he has put on weight.."
 And Akakios is like: "I don't like fat guys."
  And Reyham gets exorcised
 And he's like "I'm batshit insane now."
 And they're like "okay, because you can shoot fire. And that is in no way a joke about flaming queen."
 Seriously... it's not. He's always been a firebender and gayness came later.
 But onwards.
 Astrid's pedo Nazi death eater uncle is like "I VHONT TO TAKE OVER ZHI VORLD! MANIACAL LAUGH"
 And he gets this super hot bitch to help him
 And thats Entrance
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